No More Ab Workouts. Ever. Here\’s Why.
You don\’t need ab workouts! Instead of doing real exercises to try and strengthen yourself the old-fashioned way, check out these 5, totally-viable, completely-not-ridiculous ways to replace them for good.
#5 Great Abs Are Out of Style.
What, you didn\’t hear about it? Yeah, no one is really doing those ab workouts anymore, because no one really gives a crap about lean, nice abs. It\’s all about belly flab nowadays — rockin\’ that beer belly is the surest way to self-confidence and romantic success. Maybe we\’ll bring back the lean, toned look one day, but for now, eat on!
#4 Most Extra Fat Finds its Way to Easily Concealable Areas.
Yeah, fine, we gain some fat — but who has ever heard of anyone\’s body \’placing\’ that fat in an unfortunate place? I know we just chatted about those pot bellies above, but really, it\’s not a big deal, because our bodies figure it all out and send the fat to places that never really see the light of day. So just eat away and don\’t really worry, you\’ll be fine!
#3 Beaches? What Beaches?
Aren\’t beaches all polluted and stuff now? And global warming is making summers all crazy and unpredictable? If you combine that with a few other factors (I\’ll get back to you on what those are once I think of them), you\’ll see that a nicely toned body thanks to a few ab workouts isn\’t really necessary at the beach, as most of the world\’s beaches are empty year-round.
#2 You Can Just Exercise At Your Desk!
There\’s a reason there are all those infomercials on TV selling those pulsating weird machines that you hook up to your abs. It\’s because they work so wonderfully well! Just apply the gel, attach the electrodes, plug in the machine, turn it on, and watch the pounds loudly, automatically, magically melt away! I swear, it really…. works!
#1 You Can Probably Just Take A Few Pills.
Hey, diet pills have always worked, right? No one has ever gotten addicted to them, realized half of them are just sugar pills, or that the other half of them are wonderfully dangerous for your bodies and your health? Nah, no way! Pop those dangerous pills and bid \”adieu\” to those annoying crunches, right?
If you don\’t believe all the above mentioned tips are leading to a body you would like to have – the best way to keep a fit body is to do a body workout regularly. Workout videos at Bodyrock.TV will guide you and help you to stay inspired and motivated.
